Trifextra: Week Fifty-Five “Hyperbole”

This is my entry for the “hyperbole” trifectra challenge. After spending half an hour trying to think of something hyperbolic, I ended up with an old time classic dialogue between a couple. Being a woman myself I just didn’t want to admit that sometimes we behave in a crazy way until recently. I figured that we tend to superanalyze things so much that we confuse most of the masculin human beings with our reactions.

For example, imagine a typical day. The woman comes back home angry about something that has happened at work, but decides not to tell her boyfriend in order to spend a great time with him. The man sees that something is off (probably from the look on her face!!) and trying to be nice and caring, starts the following conversation:

“What’s wrong?”

“Nothing!”

“Let’s go out!”

“No way!!!”

“What’s wrong, honey?”

“Leave me alone!”

“Ok.”

“If you leave, I’ll burst into tears and the whole world will know that you don’t love me!”ย 

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20 Responses to Trifextra: Week Fifty-Five “Hyperbole”

  1. tedstrutz says:

    Holy Cow… what’s a guy to do?

  2. deanabo says:

    wow. I think someones upset!

  3. Ditto what Ted said. Btw, I’m sure glad she kept the story from him so they could have a nice time. It seems like they are having a blast!

  4. Sandra says:

    That’s the way it goes. ๐Ÿ™‚ Well done.

  5. Tara R. says:

    I went with dialogue this weekend too, maybe our couples are related. A bad day for all.

  6. Draug419 says:

    Poor guy! He just can’t win.

  7. Dawn Lamond says:

    Yeah, been there. My hubby’s gotten smart and just administers chocolate immediately ๐Ÿ™‚

  8. MOST LOGICAL, WELL-FOUNDED BEST ARGUMENT EVER, FTW!!!
    [yes, been there, done that]

  9. chamblee54 says:

    The world already knows, and does not care.

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  11. Libby says:

    Very dramatic! Lol! The whole world is watching. ๐Ÿ™‚

  12. There is peace in surrender!

  13. atrm61 says:

    Ha!ha!Poor guys-no relief for them either way & a woman’s strongest weapon-her tears;-)Loved this realistic yet funny piece:-)

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