This is my entry for the “hyperbole” trifectra challenge. After spending half an hour trying to think of something hyperbolic, I ended up with an old time classic dialogue between a couple. Being a woman myself I just didn’t want to admit that sometimes we behave in a crazy way until recently. I figured that we tend to superanalyze things so much that we confuse most of the masculin human beings with our reactions.
For example, imagine a typical day. The woman comes back home angry about something that has happened at work, but decides not to tell her boyfriend in order to spend a great time with him. The man sees that something is off (probably from the look on her face!!) and trying to be nice and caring, starts the following conversation:
“Let’s go out!”
“What’s wrong, honey?”
“Leave me alone!”
“If you leave, I’ll burst into tears and the whole world will know that you don’t love me!”